JOKES / FUNNIES..somebody make me laugh

[The hEARd]

keep it clean, somewhat.

[Barbara Gangone]

What makes a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!!!
( My thanks to Billy the Kid and the Regulators for that one)

[Dave Yoho]

that 'Snot funny

[Ken Lamison]

On a Buddy Rich Band gig, a horn player takes a blistering solo and the audience responds with some applause. Buddy shouts "Don't encourage him, he gets paid to do that."

[Tiffany Pethtel]

Still telling that joke? :0)

[Diane K.]

Hi Brother Dave--Miss you and love you

[Dave Yoho]

Hi Di
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!Love, Dave

[Diane K.]

Still my favorite-What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground meat.

[Izzy and Chris]

If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first

The guitar player. The harp player would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they're in.

[Izzy and Chris]

Why were vintage guitar amplifiers invented?

So the harp player would have a place to put his beer.

[Andy Hoke]

What did the ZEN buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

[Andy Hoke]

Number of lead singers to screw in a light bulb??

One, they stand there and hold it while the whole world revolves around them.

[Bill Rogers]

Number of mice to screw in a light bulb?

Two.